I watched the anti-Rembrandt video, guessing anything sponsored by a financial institution (ING) was going to be BS. But I wasn’t prepared for how appallingly dull the “new Rembrandt” was. This is the kind of bogus painting you see in bad motel rooms and the living rooms of suburban aunts who think Norman Rockwell is the apotheosis of American art. (I had an aunt like this, so I know. I also live in dread that I might turn into her one of these days.) It’s Rembrandt by committee, if we can insult the artist further by calling the painting a “Rembrandt.”
Ersatz Lascaux
fire in the sky
funky claude nobs
was running in and out pulling kids out the ground
if rembrandt was alive he’d be playing power chords
not swinging a paintbrush like some stupid loser
I watched the anti-Rembrandt video, guessing anything sponsored by a financial institution (ING) was going to be BS. But I wasn’t prepared for how appallingly dull the “new Rembrandt” was. This is the kind of bogus painting you see in bad motel rooms and the living rooms of suburban aunts who think Norman Rockwell is the apotheosis of American art. (I had an aunt like this, so I know. I also live in dread that I might turn into her one of these days.) It’s Rembrandt by committee, if we can insult the artist further by calling the painting a “Rembrandt.”
ersatz lascaux is the pastiche app