There was a Puritan Dry Cleaners near our house in Minnesota. They’d periodically leave flyers on our doorstep, announcing their sales with “Great Puritan Value!” I always wanted to leave a copy of “The Scarlet Letter” on their doorstep, but I didn’t think they’d get the joke.
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There was a Puritan Dry Cleaners near our house in Minnesota. They’d periodically leave flyers on our doorstep, announcing their sales with “Great Puritan Value!” I always wanted to leave a copy of “The Scarlet Letter” on their doorstep, but I didn’t think they’d get the joke.
CLEAN AS A WHISTLE
1. choose clothing article
2. apply “A” stain
3. drop off at cleaners
4. sin absolved
sinsationalist
morals come later